“Summer in the Hamptons”
To be fair, the genius of the Jonas Brothers has never lied within their poetic abilities — but “sex like summer in the Hamptons” is a pretty lazy metaphor by any standard. Especially because, rather than develop it in any meaningful way throughout the song, Kevin, Joe and Nick opt instead to just repeat it over and over. And over.
Plus, we cannot excuse this line: “I’m deep inside your sand/ A different kind of warmness.” Cringe.



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