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As we near the 2025 Grammy Awards this Sunday, predicting what will happen in the Big Four categories — album, record and song of the year, along with best new artist — feels more challenging than ever. Could Chappell Roan sweep the Big Four? Or could it be Beyoncé’s time to notch her first win […]

Teddy Swims had an extraordinary 2024. After releasing his debut album I’ve Tried Everything But Therapy (Part 1) in 2023, Swims’ smash hit “Lose Control” landed at No. 1 on Billboard‘s year-end 2024 Hot 100 Songs chart, earning Swims various awards nominations, including two wins at the Billboard Music Awards and a nomination for best new artist at Sunday’s Grammys.
Now, he’s closing the loop with I’ve Tried Everything But Therapy (Part 2). On his latest release, Swims shows fans that there is light on the other side. Collaborators Coco Jones, GloRilla, Giveon and Muni Long help to make the album a multi-genre exploration of Swims’ experiences, from finding love with his girlfriend and soon-to-be-co-parent to healing his old wounds in therapy.

“Whatever’s good feels good, and if things are leaning R&B, instead of being afraid, just lean all the way into it — and if it feels good, it feels good,” Swims tells Billboard News‘ Meghan Mahar. “This record, it’s a little bit all over the place, but I think the cohesiveness of it is that it’s good, it’s real and it’s authentically me.”

Speaking of the messages in Part 2, Swims says: “Once you get out of that negative situation and that heartbreak, on the other side of it there is healing. There’s unlearning old habits and ways you think, and there’s falling in love again, and having a baby, and being Grammy-nominated … This is a perfect closure on ‘it does get better,’ and it will get better.”

Swims also shared love for his fellow best new artist nominees, including Chappell Roan, Sabrina Carpenter, Shaboozey and Benson Boone. “I say this everywhere I get asked about this: I think this is the best year for new artists ever. I’m so lucky to be a part of this conversation with some of these incredible artists who are absolutely legacy artists. I don’t think any of these people are flashes in the pan.”

Watch the full interview — including the story behind the success of “Lose Control,” Swims’ favorite tracks from the new album and how Swims approaches writing hits – above.

It’s officially been one year shy of a decade since Rihanna last released an album, with the pop star celebrating nine years since the debut of her critically acclaimed LP Anti on Tuesday (Jan. 28). To mark the occasion, the superstar shared a montage of sultry music video and performance footage from her 2016 era, […]

Listening to Jacob Collier’s star-studded Djesse album series, now on its fourth installment, can feel like attending the most expansive, open-minded music festival you’ve never heard of — with a roster of guest artists spanning contemporary hit-makers, instrumental legends and global choruses and orchestras. But though Collier’s recordings have become as known for their diverse array of big-name guests as his own presence, his full-lengths weren’t always defined by collaboration.

“The first album I ever made, In My Room, was an album written, recorded, arranged, produced and mixed entirely alone, and my first world tour of this album was with a one-man show,” explains the 30-year-old studio savant of his 2016 debut album. The solo experience sufficiently convinced him there might truly be strength in numbers: “By the end of that process, I was deeply ready for collaboration.”

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The guest-heavy Djesse sets — pronounced “Jay Cee,” like Collier’s initials — have yielded two album of the year nods for the performer-­writer-producer, including this year for 2024’s Vol. 4, the series’ final entry. “I’m sure the heart of my world will always be, in part, in my little room where the journey first began, in that solitary sanctuary,” he reflects. “But more than ever, collaborating feels like a big part of what I am here for.” These are just some of the names who’ve entered the Collier Constellation — on Djesse Vol. 4 and beyond.

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Collier knew the best-selling South Korean quartet, who he calls “one of the most adventurous and contemporary K-pop groups I’ve ever heard,” would be the perfect match for the “galactic multigenre form” of Vol. 4’s “Over You.” “Plus,” he adds, “we’re all Crocs fans, so it was meant to be.”

Anoushka Shankar

The British American sitar luminary (and daughter of sitar legend Ravi Shankar) lends her “incalculable greatness and magic” to the rousing “A Rock Somewhere,” which Collier says allows the song to “bridge effortlessly from the ancient and classical to the sparkling modern.”

Brandi Carlile

Collier first met fellow Grammy darling Carlile through Joni Mitchell, when Carlile invited Collier to Mitchell’s house to ­privately sing her song “Little Green” to her as she recovered from a brain aneurysm. So for a song called “Little Blue” on Vol. 4, “it felt only right to invite Brandi to offer her inimitable storytelling magic [to the song].”

Camilo

“Camilo is pure joy in human form!” Collier raves of the Colombian pop hit-maker, whose bilingual crooning leads “Mi Corazón.” “His ability to hop between Spanish and English is next level. He brings an incredible energy to everything he touches… and his moustache is a bonus.”

Chris Martin

Chris Martin and Jacob Collier

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Collier says the Coldplay frontman, who sings on “Over You,” has become “like a brother” since they met in 2019: “With a presence and openheartedness that’s so transformative, he’s the kind of mentor everybody should have.”

Chris Thile

Chris Thile and Jacob Collier

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The Nickel Creek mandolinist, whom Collier calls “a true master of his craft,” lends his plucking to “Summer Rain,” alongside fellow alt-folker Madison Cunningham. “[He’s] my ultimate dueling partner,” Collier adds, “yet somehow, we connect so deeply on a musical level.”

Daniel Caesar

The R&B star lent his buttery vocals to Vol. 1’s nu-soul jam “Time Alone With You.” Collier says recording with Caesar “felt like having a friend come over to hang out after school. He’s that rare combination of incredibly cool and incredibly warm — one of the leading lights of this generation of artists, yet so down to earth.”

Dustin Yellin

A project as sprawling as Djesse needed ambitious artwork to match, and for that, Collier enlisted artist Yellin to create a “30-sheet glass sculpture, with more than 3,000 miniature cut-out paper elements glued within and between the sheets, to form a three-­dimensional silhouette of the ‘Djesse head,’ ” which has been featured on all four series volumes. “He’s a maverick, a legend and a master world-builder,” Collier gushes.

John Mayer

Jacob Collier and John Mayer

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Collier was ecstatic to have the superstar singer-guitarist lend his “master touch” to a six-string solo on gentle ballad “Never Gonna Be Alone,” also featuring Lizzy McAlpine’s vocals. “John’s the master of tone, taste and impeccable phrasing… And a top gent, to boot.”

Kimbra

Another close friend and regular collaborator, the New Zealand singer-songwriter did not appear on Vol. 4, but she did jam with Collier as a special guest on the North American leg of the accompanying world tour. “She is such a tour de force in music,” he raves. “A firecracker of a writer, singer and world-builder.”

Kirk Franklin

After making a pact on the 2022 Grammys red carpet to work together, the contemporary gospel legend sang on and/or lent direction of his eponymous Singers to multiple Vol. 4 tracks. Collier says his day in the studio with Franklin in Arlington, Texas, “changed my life… The community and energy surrounding him is nothing like I’ve ever seen.”

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The “mighty Dutch bunch” has provided backing for the Djesse series since its beginning, with Suzie Collier conducting it on Vol. 4. He says the “shape-shifting, multigenre” ensemble has “played a pivotal part [in] my musical journey, both onstage and in the studio.”

Michael McDonald

The undisputed King of Yacht Rock maintains his own legacy of unexpected collaborations on “Wherever I Go,” where his “iconically unmatched vocal tone” powers what Collier calls “a bit of an homage to the music [fellow guest singer] Lawrence and I grew up listening to.”

The Mystery of the Bulgarian Voices

Jacob Collier (center) and The Mystery of the Bulgarian Voices.

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A fan of this choir since he discovered it as a teen, Collier calls snagging the group for “All Around You” on the Vol. 4 deluxe edition a “bucket-list collaboration. Their sound is life-changing — 25 singers from 12 regional traditions, all coming together to create something so pure, agile and breathtaking.”

Oumou Sangaré

“A Malian Wassalou icon” who has appeared on multiple Djesse sets — most recently as part of a global all-star lineup of guest vocalists on Vol. 4’s “Box of Stars Pt. 2.” — Sangaré’s presence was “so majestic,” Collier says, “the room felt so small in comparison.”

Rapsody

The Grammy-nominated North Carolina MC “brought so much depth and magic” to Vol. 3’s “He Won’t Hold You,” providing what Collier calls her “rare mixture of ultra-hip and ultra-heartfelt” rhymes.

Steve Vai

The legendary 64-year-old axeman for Frank Zappa and David Lee Roth is now a very dear friend who has taught Collier about “everything from chords to Zappa to philosophy to the nature of [the] music business.” Vai plays on three Vol. 4 tracks, on which Collier calls his “wild mastery… nothing short of astounding.”

Suzie Collier

Jacob and Suzie Collier

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Collier’s mother — an internationally known conductor and his “first collaborator as a human being” — has worked with him since Djesse’s first installment, and she conducted on multiple Vol. 4 tracks: “My dear mother has taught me more about music than almost anybody I can think of,” he says. “Her musical sensitivity and mastery has shaped so much of who I am.”

Tori Kelly

Since they became friends in 2017, the artist Collier calls “arguably the most gifted vocalist on the planet right now” has appeared on multiple tracks of his, including Vol. 4’s stirring a cappella rendition of the pop standard “Bridge Over Troubled Water,” also featuring John Legend.

This story appears in the Jan. 25, 2025, issue of Billboard.

A big part of the job at Saturday Night Live in the week leading up to showtime is convincing that week’s host or musical guest to appear in sketches that sometimes sound bizarre at best, or potentially disastrous at worst. That was the dilemma frequent SNL guest Justin Timberlake found himself in November 2008 when cast member Andy Samberg hit him up to see if he was in town to hop in on a bit that castmate Bobby Moynihan had cooked up.
“He said Bobby Moynihan has this great idea for a sketch about you, me, and him being Beyoncé’s background dancers that never made the cut,” Timberlake explained in the three-hour doc Ladies & Gentleman… 50 Years of SNL Music, which aired on NBC on Monday night (Jan. 27). “I was like ‘full leotard’? And he’s like, ‘yeah.’ I was like, ‘This is too funny. We have to do this.’”

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Here’s the thing: the three guys were totally down, but convincing Queen Bey to get super silly with them was going to be another matter entirely. In the exhaustive look at the show’s musical history co-directed by Oscar-winning Roots drummer Questlove, current SNL star Bowen Yang explained that “when you pitch a sketch that the musical guest is involved in potentially it can always go wrong.”

And, according to JT, at first Beyoncé was not into it. At all.

“She was very polite about it, but she was very hesitant. And when I say hesitant, I mean like, she was not having it,” Timberlake said. “I’m like: Does she know how funny this is gonna be? How beloved this whole moment will be?” Determined to commit to the bit, Timberlake decided that he had to show his fellow pop superstar how far he was willing to go to convince her.

“I put the leotard and the heels and the hose on and everything, and put a robe on,” he said. “I walked and knocked on her door, I threw the robe down and put my hands on my hips and she was like, ‘No you didn’t!’” Long story short, Bey said yea and the rest is SNL history.

In the final sketch (which is not officially available on YouTube), host Paul Rudd plays the “Single Ladies” video director introducing the singer to her new backup dancers, who she is nervous about.

“Oh look, don’t worry about the other dancers, B-Town,” Rudd tells her. “I hand-picked them myself, these guys are pros.” The three men then enter in all their black leotard, white tights and black heels regalia, assuring Bey that they are definitely warmed up, “like biscuits,” Moynihan says, with Timberlake adding the unhelpful second helping, “yeah, dance biscuits!”

Smash cut to the trio gyrating impertinently on, around and at Beyoncé and the singer repeatedly stopping filming until Rudd finally admits that they are his stepsons, who his wife said he had to spend more time with. “Aww, I didn’t know these were your sons,” Beyoncé says. “That’s very noble of you.”

“So you’ll let them be in your music video?” Rudd asks. “Hell no,” Bey replies.

Ladies & Gentlemen… 50 Years of SNL Music is available to stream now on Peacock.

Lady Gaga has been Mother Monster for about two decades. Now, she’s ready to be a mother.
In a cover story interview with Elle published Tuesday (Jan. 28) — just one day after the star finally announced her seventh studio album, Mayhem — Gaga revealed that she and fiancé Michael Polansky have talked “a lot” about starting their family very soon. In fact, the 13-time Grammy winner emphasized that her near future will focus on “me and Michael and our kids,” adding, “Sometimes I worry people will say I’m boring these days, but honestly, thank God I’m boring.

“Thank God!” she said. “Because I was living on the edge. I don’t know what was going to happen to me living that way.”

As for how she would navigate raising her children in the public eye, Gaga said, “That’s something Michael and I have talked about a lot — allowing our kids to be their own people…. It’s such an intense thing for kids coming into the world,” she continued. “And they’re told how to think and what to believe in and how to eat … I just kind of want to let my kids find out who they are.”

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The “Rain on Me” singer and businessman started dating shortly after meeting at a party in 2019, five years after which Polansky proposed in April 2024. The Joker: Folie à Deux actress has previously credited her fiancé with pushing her to make a new pop album, and while speaking to Elle, she revealed that Polansky helped pen “like, seven songs” on Mayhem — including single “Disease,” on which he’s credited as a songwriter.

The venture capitalist also spoke to Elle about being present for much of the creation of “Disease,” detailing how he would work on his laptop while watching his fiancée work her magic in the studio across the street from their home. “It’s been one of the most incredible parts of this chapter of my life, to live with and coexist alongside someone making art and being creative in ways that very few people get to experience,” he told the publication. “I think of myself as really lucky to have been there for it.”

Polansky also opened up about what it’s like to be in a relationship with one of the most famous women on the planet. “Accepting that you won’t have the privacy others might have was the hardest part,” he shared. “But [Gaga’s] comfort with it and patience with me has been amazing. Our relationship is probably a lot like everyone else’s. We just have to figure out how to do some of it in public.

“That makes it even more important for us to have strong friendships and close family relationships,” he added. “We find normalcy where we can.”

Dressed to the nines, bottle-blonde hair coiffed, black cab parked across the street. Rebecca Lucy Taylor — a.k.a. Self Esteem — is stepping outside the front door of her London flat, heading to “one of them fancy ‘dos,” when mild calamity strikes. Attached to the collar of her gown is a large, grey, electromagnetic security tag – one that would take a delicate operation to remove. Grey skies and a dash of brolly-ruining wind certainly aren’t helping the situation, either. 

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“I just stood there like, ‘F–k this. When will it not be like this?,” she says, recalling the memory. To help illustrate what it felt like in the moment, Taylor talks with her palms pressed against her head. “I have a saying for times like this, like when you get toilet paper on your shoe: ‘That’s very Self Esteem.’

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“There’s part of my ego that wants to tell myself all of this is not a f–king joke,” the Rotheram-raised artist continues. ”But then I also can’t help but be present in reality. What would have helped me was if one of the indie girls I used to look up to and be intimidated by had just… farted, or something. That would have been amazing!”

Taylor has learned how to take such indignities with humour and good grace. There was the time, she says, that she walked the BRITs red carpet to a muted response. Or when her sublime second LP Prioritise Pleasure narrowly missed out on the Official U.K. Charts’ top 10 in 2021, landing at No. 11. (“That was the most ‘me’ thing ever.”) Leaving the following year’s Mercury Prize ceremony – which was already hastily rescheduled following the passing of Queen Elizabeth II – empty-handed, meanwhile, was “another ‘no, not quite you’ moment.’” When asked in a subsequent Standard interview about what she collects for a hobby, Taylor playfully responded: “Awards you get for being nominated for something, but not quite winning them.”

There was a time back there, shortly after the pandemic began to wind down, when Taylor was everywhere in the U.K.’s music press. Prioritise Pleasure, with its big, ambitiously constructed choruses that contextualized vivid emotional flashpoints in Taylor’s life, was met with unanimously glowing reviews, leading to its author being subjected immediately to weighty predictions about her future. Along with Taylor’s rich voice, the record shone through its fluorescent electro flourishes and euphoric pop feel. Predecessor Compliments Please (2019) was much more of a cult concern, introducing a promising new star content looming in the wings. 

Taylor has gone from existing as an underground darling to being recognized as a pre-eminent alt-pop icon. Though her singles rarely scale the charts, they remain ubiquitous at major festivals (Glastonbury, Green Man, Parklife) and in safe spaces for her devout LGBTQ+ following. There are many jobs, too, that comprise her career – she’s also a West End actress (Cabaret), video director, theatre composer (Prima Facie), panelist, radio host, TV personality – to the point that it feels like she’s hardly disappeared since her last record. This level of graft and visibility has earned her widespread industry recognition and a dazzling public reputation. 

“There’s long been this weird underdog [reputation] that has echoed around me,” she says.

This back-and-forth internal monologue plays out through her forthcoming third LP, A Complicated Woman (due April 25). It contains plenty of epic, thrillingly weird music that only Taylor could create: songs about transcending fear and blowing up your life set against glowing choral melodies (“Focus Is Power”) and thumping club beats (“Mother”).

“Musically, my album sounds mental,” she jokes. “Sometimes, I think, ‘You f–king idiot. You should have just made a shoegaze album that would do well on [radio station BBC] 6Music.”

Across the new record, there’s a sense that Taylor is reckoning with her humor, dreams and anxieties while charting the next stage of her evolution. By the time she returned home after the Prioritise Pleasure tour, she says she found her world had changed, and not in the way you usually associate with an acclaimed album. “Not having a day off in almost two years” had left her feeling burnt out, and she was unable to commit to any hobbies or day-to-day routines.

At the start of creating A Complicated Woman, Taylor felt alienated from her own feelings – a strange paradox, perhaps, for an artist who has never minced her lyrics and one whose powerful live shows, for many, feel like akin to a spiritual reverie. “For me, this has absolutely been the hardest album yet,” she says. “I was saying ‘yes’ to every offer that came my way, so it was written from a place of almost being against my will. It felt like teeth being pulled at times. It was difficult and complicated.”

She picks up and puts down a cup of tea without drinking. “Though it also saw my defiance meet my depleting, ‘I want to give up’-ness, which I think you hear in the record,” she continues. “That’s how the whole [creative] process has been for me: a sense of ‘F–k this’ as well as me saying to myself, ‘Come on, woman!’”

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To hear Taylor discuss these contrasting mindsets feels very fitting. Because for A Complicated Woman, she has decided to embrace the mechanisms of the industry around her in a new way entirely. Having released her first two solo records via indie label Partisan [Idles, Laura Marling], she recently signed with Polydor, a move that places her on the brink of the big time – 15 years after she first started putting out music as one half of now-defunct indie duo Slow Club.

We meet in Universal’s north London HQ; after pulling Billboard UK in for a swaying bear-hug, Taylor slouches on a long sofa for our conversation, wearing a soft grey hoodie, trainers and a pinch of makeup. Despite her formidable onstage presence, Taylor radiates self-effacing candour and she is transparent about her business rationale.

“I feel as though I’ve done my end of the deal,” she says of her decision to step up to a major label. “What has been frustrating about the music industry for me is: I’ve done everything to the best of my ability and have worked flat out, and then my life has been spent watching artists supersede me over and over again. You know, I’m older now, so it doesn’t bother me – like, it all comes down to money and the people who can market you. I know now that getting signed doesn’t mean you’re gonna be a huge artist, but anything that helps bolster my work makes me feel hopeful.”

It’s this steadfast approach that has helped Taylor to understand the deeper roots of the unhappiness that cast a shadow over the road to album three. Having weathered a breakup and a more gradual, but eventually near-debilitating depression, she went into writing sessions wanting to rebuild herself after these experiences. Last summer, she enjoyed holidays in Dubrovnik and Crete, occasionally jotting down lyrics while she was away but otherwise remaining off-grid. In the capital, meanwhile, she remains heavily immersed in the arts and the world of drag, both of which have helped shape her musical M.O. 

Later in the year, Taylor had an emotional epiphany while watching the Robbie Williams biopic Better Man. She’s effusive as she explains how its warts-and-all tale – which charts Williams’ working-class childhood in Stoke-on-Trent, through to the fallout of his departure from Take That and resulting substance abuse issues – stirred up feelings in her about her own journey, despite having gone through different hardships.

The film sees Williams, represented via a CGI monkey, start to reconnect with childhood friends after briefly hitting pause on his solo career. Taylor says that she recently made the same move, as part of wanting to envision a more sustainable future for herself in the industry. The resulting insights she’s gleaned about her relationships and mental health are encapsulated within A Complicated Woman’s core objective of accepting how it feels to be a flawed, vulnerable public person. 

“None of this is about me wanting to be a c–-ty little pop star anymore. It’s sort of deeply embarrassing to me to remember the version of myself who wanted to be famous.” Taylor says. “This whole journey has taught me that what’s important is people and community. That’s what the music means to me.”

A Complicated Woman’s conclusion seems to be that hope is still worth fighting for. The melodies are adventurous, and the contradictions of Taylor’s inner psyche loom large, as she confronts both her shadow self and ego. A loud, nail-paint emoji-esque articulation of desire and asserting agency in the bedroom, “69” finds her looser and more liberated than ever. And then there are more poignant tracks like “The Curse,” which navigates despair and exhaustion with an unvarnished frankness.

Recording the latter in the height of 2024’s Brat summer – where Charli XCX’s “365 partygirl” energy felt ubiquitous – caused a minor moral dilemma for Taylor, she laughs: “I felt so embarrassed when I was making my album. I f–king love Brat, but there I was in the studio making my songs like, ‘Get up and try your best! Maybe try and drink less!’”

Taylor is looking forward to seeing her own personal ambitions evolve as her profile continues to rise. Maintaining a private life is at the top of the agenda, and she wants to remain engaged with and curious about what’s around the corner. New opportunities are keeping her “booked and blessed,” while she is working towards buying a flat and has also written a new book.

In the pipeline is A Complicated Woman Live, a “quasi-theatrical” performance art show. Directed by the Tony award-winning Tom Scutt, the run (Apr. 16-19) will see Taylor perform tracks from her back catalogue at London’s Duke of York Theatre. She remains tight-lipped about what the set-up will look like, beyond that she sees it as “my version of [David Byrne’s] American Utopia,” and will be backed by an 11-women band.

“I want women to leave these shows and go, ‘I’m not scared about getting older, f–cking bring it on,’” says Taylor. “I want queer people to feel like that too. And I want straight men to feel really worried and scared.” 

Taylor will enter this new era, too, with a stronger self-preservationist streak. Her hope is to keep the goalposts firmly in one place, knowing that she feels at peace with her relative obscurity on the world stage. “Everyone’s telling me, ‘You should go to America,’” she says with a sigh. “Obviously it’d be nice because of the sheer money there is to be made out there, but Slow Club toured America so many times. I can’t go back to playing to like, 50 people!”

Well, remember Better Man? Robbie didn’t ever quite crack the States, Billboard UK posits. “Exactly,” Taylor responds. She smiles. “And that’s okay.”

A month after a California judge deemed them officially divorced, Traitors star Sam Asghari is speaking out about his seven-year relationship with ex Britney Spears. Asghari appeared on this week’s episode of Kate and Oliver Hudson’s Sibling Revelry podcast, describing how he went from appearing on Brit’s 2016 “Slumber Party” video to marrying the singer […]

Bruno Mars is currently killing it on the charts with a trio of smash collaborations, but “The Lazy Song” singer just can’t sit on his laurels. Mars has extended his long-running residency at the Dolby Live at Park MGM in Las Vegas by adding seven more shows to his run this spring and summer. The […]

He probably already knows, but here’s a helpful tip for A$AP Rocky about some potential Valentine’s Day gifts to skip this year when shopping for his longtime love Rihanna: no corny love songs please!
In a 90-second video captioned “Savage X Fenty Presents: Love Your Way!” the “Birthday Cake” singer slips into some revealing pink and purple lingerie from her Savage X Fenty collection to frost a cake and answer some sentimental, silly and sexy questions about the upcoming romantic holiday, while dropping some real talk about what she definitely doesn’t want.

After wondering if the frosting is edible — then taking a bite before finding out anyway — RihRih gets right to the heart of the matter when asked if she prefers a valentine or galentine celebration. “I’ve done galentines for, um, several years,” said the mother of two young children. “But it’s very nice to have a valentine.”

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Popping some sprinkles on top, Rihanna was on the fence when it came to choosing between lace or latex, though. “Depends on the day,” she said with a wink, noting that if given the choice between a get-away and staying at home she views staying put as its own kind of get-away.

“I just want to stay home… and watch reality TV,” the billionaire fashion and cosmetics mogul relatably said in the clip captioned “it’s not even my birthday [birthday cake emoji].”

In another useful tip for rapper Rocky, Rihanna made it crystal clear that there is one thing she never, ever wants on the day most dudes spend running out to the local Walgreens to find the last, saddest bouquet of flowers after grabbing the lamest card left on the decimated racks.

“Ugh, please! Never make me a love song!” she huffed when asked to choose between a love tune or a love letter. “That is corny, trust me. I’ve seen it,” she added conspiratorially, without hinting at who she was hinting at.

A few more tips: walk on the beach or movie night? “I say make a movie on the beach,” she said while popping raspberries on her perfect confection. Flirty banter or heart-to-heart? On that one she couldn’t even keep a straight face when trying to solemnly suggest that it’s definitely the latter, because, “I’m a very vulnerable… person.”

In the end, all that frosting was for naught, as the cake slipped from RihRih’s hands at the end and another romantic gesture bit the dust.

Check out the full video here.